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| Ever wondered what it would be like if one of the backstreet boys asked girl out on a date on the answering machine? |
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A.J.:
Hey, sweet thang!!! You are one fly, sexy honey, know what I'm sayin'? ...You and me, tomorrow at 7 o'clock. How 'bout it, baby? We could go shopping for some freaky clothes and then go over to my house and you know, we could... (BEEP) Brian: HELLO!!!!! This is the B-rokster Bri!!!!! I just wanted to know if you wanted to go to church with me this Sunday....and... AJ: (in the background) NAW MAN!!!...that's not the way to get a girl!!!! Brian: Hey! Shut up!!!!!.....(BEEP) OK,.....sorry 'bout that!! after we go to church, we can take Tyke on a walk and go to the park..... AJ: (in the background) Damn! You gotta be kidding me!!!! Those fly ladies aren't gonna want that!!!! JESUS!!!! Brian: HEY!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT USING THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE?!?!.....(BEEP) Howie: Hello Sweetie!!! This is Howie D. of the Backstreet Boys. How we doin'?!?! I just called because I wanted to know if you wanted to go out with me on Friday night, if that's alright with you. I just want to make you happy! Ok, please call me back! Love ya!! BYE!!! Kevin: Ummm.............Hi.....This is.....Kevin,......I.....was um......wondering...if,......well, I thought it would be.....fun if...(BEEP) Hi.....it's Kevin again. The machine.....cut me off. I was.....just wondering if you......wanted to.....(BEEP) Howie: Kevin wants to know if you'll go to the movies and out to dinner with him tomorrow night at 7 o'clock. (CLICK) **(Can you imagine how long it would take Kevin to get all that out?!?!)** Nick: (long pause) Brian: (in the background) Nick, um...you have to talk to the answering machine! Nick: Why? They just said they weren't home right now! Brian: NO! Leave a message! It's an answering machine!! Nick: OH, OK!!!...Hi! This is Nick!. Um, I wanted to know, um, if you wanted to........WHOA!!! Check out Mickey!!! HEHE!!! My pug is the coolest!!! ....(BEEP) Brian: (in the background) OK Nick!!! Now, just ask the question we practiced!!! Nick: (whining) I DON'T WANNA!!! YOU ASK FOR ME!!! Brian: You have to!!! Nick: FINE!!! Do you want to go to the movies with me tomorrow?! Brian: Good, now hang up! Nick: What? Brian: HANG UP THE PHONE! Nick: OH.....OK (BEEP) |
| taken from bsb humor site |
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